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You watched "From Justin to Kelly" and sang along to more than half of the songs. I didn't know whether to laugh or to be insanely frightened that you knew almost all the lyrics.
You don't even know the meaning of faking an orgasm until you sleep with an uncircumcised ginger.
this is a mass text to all the people i smoke weed with. I have Mono, so if we've shared a bong/pipe. sorry man.
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oh no, don't get me wrong.. she IS really pretty. If you are in to horses or Sarah Jessica Parker.
I'm surprised I haven't crapped out a leprechaun, I'm so hungover
Im going to make a sandwich and see if my books came from amazon. I cant believe two years ago i was dating eight guys and teaching russian exchange students how to do shots.
He is dust bro dust in the wind I waited in this unlocked car long enough.
Well, we won the drunk before noon contest!
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It was marvelous. I was drunkenly conversing with my professor in some of the best Spanish I've ever spoken.
Got home and told boyfriend what happened. He was like "you made out with a guy you call Balls Deep?" and hi-fived me.
god dammit I AM NO LONGER PUTTING UP WITH YOUR HETEROSEXUALITY I QUIT
You better have a raging boner when I get to your house and it better be worth missing work in the morning.
I'm too drunk to remember your name. I'm too drunk to recall where i'm currently at. And i'm too drunk to give a shit.
Our fake lesbian relationship is better than her real relationship. Bitch be jealous
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