plan parent hood is for high school, im at the abortion clinic, so college.
It's not fair. Guys with dicks that huge should not be allowed to be catholic.
the guy in the stall next to me, came in, farted, laughed, and proceeded to give himself some sort of hillbilly pep talk that included the phrase "big pussy".
No it was the best sex I've had in months. Nothing turns me on more than getting rid of a boyfriend.
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It's 11am on 4/20 and I'm already in urgent care.
Are you responsible for the syringes and miniature cactus garden that has magically taken over my fridge?
HOLD ONTO YOUR PANTIES AND SAY GOODBYE TO THE REMAINDER OF YOUR INTEGRITY
Lets get coked out and steal a parrot this summer
for me, it's working out the tricky timing of the Viagra and nightly laxative.
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I woke up this morning with a text from my mom as to why the hell random people were showing up at the house. Turns out nobody came to our house party because I gave them my old address, fuck pre-partying for real
On Tinder, guy asked me if I had ever been fucked by a Pokemon master. Needless to say I didn't respond.
I mean if you can't appreciate a good looking dick then just get out.
That awkward moment when the guy you were hitting on at the bar last night is a possible suspect in a murder case.
Threesomes are not as fun as you'd think. I left with a black eye and I'm not sure who's to blame.
Forget work, lets run away, rob banks, and have kinky sex with fuzzy handcuffs.
IT'S LIKE YOU READ MY MIND.
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