I wish we could go back in time and find our best farts ever
So on facebook, the pictures from my church mission trip are right up next to the pictures of my first time on E. Sorry Jesus.
Idk what else to talk about besides you paying for half of my vaginaplasty.
Thank god the bicycalist i hit was on drugs
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You better of fucked him last night or do it now because he is buying all the roommates McDonald's.
I'd like to introduce you to my friend, Moderation. Enjoy each other's company this weekend.
Your friend and I already don't get along
I just got a huge discount at GameStop for having tits. I win.
i seriously haven't spoken to him since i drunk dialed him and told him i loved his beard
We're Scorpios. We're like dogs rolling in whatever smells good to us.
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You slid down a wall, tried to pull your cast off and yelled that casts were too conformist.
He called me baby cakes during sex... Can U not
Oh great. I guess I'm second on that list now that we've confirmed she's not a lesbian AND that was her sister.
can we not compare my dick to a children’s folk tale
Bro. I traded my coat. I have a Raiders coat now.
He stopped in the middle of us fucking so he could turn on lithuanian techno music. And the sad thing is that it was the best sex of my life.
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