Do u think she knows her nickname is the oompa loompa
someone owes me an orgasm
We were doing it doggy style, and I puked on the floor and started crying, he told me it was okay his cat would eat it... and if it would make me feel better we could do anal...
And they lived happily ever after....
adderall just fell out of my nose in class. guy next to me just nodded.
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screw that ipod for my birthday.. i just want a weed brownie the size of my face. that's all.
Lost my virginity dressed as catwoman. He was dressed as batman. Glad I waited.
if i can hear my landlord's phone ring you think be can hear my vibrator?
Look at all the pictures I have of us sucking on jello syringes.
I think the only context in which I'd be comfortable being kidnapped is by a band of baby sloths
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you said "i met the love of my life tonight" and i said "me?" and you said "no, hummus"
I don't know. I wanna do you but I also want a cheeseburger.
He fucked me so well and hard that the couch slid into the Christmas tree. I had to pull branches out of my hair.
For some reason she gave me a handjob. It was all very confusing
Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind
one of my coworkers asked me if I was PMSing today...... excuse me sir, but it is none of your business as to what my uterus is or is not doing right now. fucker.
and yea, I'm PMSing.
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