i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
There's a girl in front of me with a see through white shirt on and her back says I suck bad dick. Fun night hun?
You should ask if we are margaritasing tomorrow. and yes i did just turn that into a verb
casually drinking alone with your cats. do they like sparks?
she left with her roommate. or at least i think she did. but i also just thought i ate candy corn but i'm hal convinced it was candle wax.
Got him to take a shot from the drip pan on the George Forman. He's gone now.
Starting the weekend with a pair of pants on which the zipper wont stay up. Is this a sign of things to come??
You seriously knocked all the beer off the table, broke the beer pong table, broke the bar and kept yelling "you have to warn me first!" all because I wouldn't let you have another four loco
some people waaaaait a lifetime for a hookuppp like this some people seeeearch forever for that one special handjobbb
I just noticed that pic of your cock has a Christmas tree in the background. It's July.
party devolved into two exes battling with Cal's tiki torches, and the lawn being set on fire kinda sorta and then we all hula'ed... hulaed?
Would you accept a fantastic blowjob as payment?
It's not my fault I make her feel like a Taylor Swift album
Realization: many of my behaviors would lead to me being stoned to death in a lot of foreign countries. God bless America.
Dad danced on top of the bar with me last night. And has a video of me doing a beer bong.
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