would it be rude to tell a homeless man that he should sell the lebron jersey and brand new nikes he's wearing if he's really that hungry
somehow I got talked into dressing up like a hot dog, spinning around ten times, and shooting lay ups in front of thousands of students
I just found blacked-out interviews on my voice recorder. Go journalism.
She's grinding on a deaf black man and I'm the interpreter.
10 Things Your Gyno Wants You To Stop Doing To Your Vagina
If we break up, I want weekend visitations with your penis.
Oh fuck. There is like a human shit on the sidewalk. I hate this place.
All the party invite said was a date and "21 to drink, 18ish to sleep over"
I am so sorry for drunk texting you r kelly lyrics
You're going to be mad because I got baked, but not that mad because I'm bringing home kfc.
For Some Reason, Boys Are Singing The ‘Halo’ Theme Song In School Bathrooms
Not really how I planned to achieve immortality, but I'll take it.
listen I need taco bell and an orgasm within the next hour. I'll leave the order in which you provide those things up to you
Is the Glover Park Chipotle past the strip club?
Why is that your only point of reference?
Just answer the question
The Olympian is in my bed
How do you make a Facebook status saying how much you fucking hate yourself without being aggressive enough for people to worry about your safety
Cuz that's where I'm at
If they start to date again I refuse to help her sext him. Helping my mom sext my dad is where I draw the line.