At my boss' house at a bbq. Had a few beers. Taking a poop - there's no TP...this is my nightmare.
Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
I often get tempted to walk up to her drunk ass and say, "shouldn't you be taking care of your kid?"
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he changed my name in his contacts to "rick", so his mom wouldn't know he was texting me
People were stuck in the elevator screaming and freaking out. I banged on the door and yelled, "fire depart!" They got excited and then I ran away. lolz
This guy in church just had a prayer request to help him get through his hangover. He is my new hero.
I was just on craigslist and saw and ad for a naked yoga instructor. I will no longer be jobless.
Apparently you can legally be topless in Boulder, CO. Get on it.
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Honestly... isn't she a psych major? how does she go through life NOT realizing that everything she does is a cry for help?
time for you to cut the loving, understanding, non-judgmental crap and say/do whatever it takes to make sure I never, ever, ever sleep with him again ever
She wants to go furniture shopping for memorial day so we've gotta go portable
thermos full of jaeger bombs?
They're either celebrating their tax money or trying to kill each other.
So, if you were also having sex around 11pm, then we were legitimately being penetrated at the exact same time. That is amazing. We are soul sisters.
Also, you fell asleep with you hand on and around my cock last night.