whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
You are an awful beat friend I am goin to die in a car accident and then my corpse is going to be used by criminals ala weekend at bernies to rob a bank then my corpse will go to jail Thanks john Thanks for nuthin
My dad hugged me and said I love u. I'm glad I didn't pull out that night.
she gave me one of her senior pics and told me specifically to give it to you. In other words she still wants to suck your dick.
Ate lunch. Still drunk. Keep forgetting I'm in Texas but then I look around at the people and remember.
She referred to her collection of sex toys as an "arsenal." I'm not sure whether to be scared or excited....
Just made nachos out of string cheese and sunchips and laying in my bed watching babay einstion..get on my level
I think I just inadvertently started a sex competition with my roommate and her boyfriend.
STOP TELLING PEOPLE I PEED ON YOU
We'll talk about this tommorrow when I'm not mistaking my fingers for French fries....
I think I reached some stage of aging, have a sore/injured shoulder from sex, next up carpal tunnel from sexting.
Its like he woke the dragon, and the dragon is hungry for a good dick.
cops woke me up on the sidewalk and asked where my shoes are.. fuck if i know, im sleeping on the sidewalk! actually i didnt say that, i just cried until they gave me a ride home.
Either she's trying to smother me and failing, or she just has a really bad sense of where her tits should go.
Want to help me look around town for my shorts from last night?
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