I can't remember if we talked about feelings. Fuck you Miller High Life.
Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
My itunes is telling me i listened to toxic by b spears 108 times last night
do you think having her use a clorox disinfecting wipe on her vagina will keep me from getting her herpes if I don't have a condom?
and on the second day it was tequilla tuesday. and the lord saw it was good.
No need to get angry I'm just tryin to get my door back
Watched him slip somethin into her drink. Dragged him of his bar stool, punched him out, and told her what i saw. Bartender used some chemical to confirm presence of rophynol. Just woke up at her place
The girl in the hotel room next to us walked out at the same time as me this morning. She just shook her head, looked at me and said, "faker." Is it that easy to tell?!??
No more jager for that guy. He jacked the neighbor kids big wheel, rode around making jet noises, then passed out behind the wheel and rolled it and broke his wrist
Actually I more feel like I'm on a ship about to grab the holy grail off an island
The ship is me being high the holy grail is some profound idea I'm about to have
I just faked an orgasm while masturbating. Idk what exactly my problem is but I have one
come over we're fb stalking guys who were dressed as bananas last night because i can't remember which one i blew
At the end of the night i was really thirsty and tied to a bedpost
You used a fucking bud light like as lube last night. I'd get a UTI test like stat.
I just described cereal to my mother as "acoustic breakfast soup".
who is this
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