My boobs aren't big enough for this kind of lifestyle
What time do you think the pilgrims started drinking? I want to be as accurate as possible.
I know eh? If a man wants to pay 7 bucks to see some boobies he should be allowed to do so in peace.
Just paid a $5 cover at a bar I stumbled by so I could puke in a toilet and not in public.
then he tried to tell me how many times he had seen Scott's dick. his estimate was about 180 times. he thought I didn't understand.
Shame tastes like burnetts and latex
Dear, was it your thong we found wrapped around my hairbrush next to Rachel's bed? Please explain.
The number of times I've puked in the Walgreens bathroom is becoming way too many for my pride.
i decided this morning while eating my breakfast of red bull and cold pizza that i should take a vow of celibacy
you walked onto the street in the middle of the 10K in your thong. it was a whole new kind of expirience.
Please tell me you're not home alone watching Glitter.
Can you see in?
Drunkenly making hamburger helper. I just whispered "I can't wait to have you in my mouth."
I think Jabba the Hut is dying in the stall next to me.
That's Danny the boy who threw up in the Doritos bag
you said you heard a baby, so i told you to go feed it. you came back 2 hours later with a pizza and when i asked you where the baby went you pointed to the pizza and puked.
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