Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
you definitely held a convo with a hobo
we have a secret handshake
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i got totally wasted at 2pm and cleaned the house bc i was bored. my mom now supports my alcohol problem
Aparently i was the only guy at her parents bbq throwing up in the pool so Im the asshole right...
Remind me not to get naked underneath a tree I'm allergic to again.
I FEEL like I celebrated someone's 21st, but really I just celebrated Tuesday.
Some guy walked in while I was taking a piss and asked me if I knew of a back way out of the bar. He looked pretty freaked out.
I'm hurting so bad I actially had to wait for my mini wheats to get soggy before I could eat them..
Well yes he stayed. He brought Guiness, them he shaved me. It's a long, but beautiful story.
He's talking about me being Slave Princess Leia and how he'll chain me up. I don't have the heart to point out that he would be Jabba in that scenario...Is it bad that his lack of SW knowledge is destroying my lady boner?
I just realized that every possible way I walk to campus I walk by the house of someone I slept with
Immediately after sex he layed on the floor and acted like my yellow bra was pac man
Idk I'm drinking Sam Adams and wearing new balances so I'm basically a dad
In my defense I didn't know there was concrete on the other side of that fence when I tossed him over it.
You're both fucking idiots and this is why I should never let you two drink alone.
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