Sometimes, when I'm driving alone I talk to myself in a Russian accent so I think it's my mommy and it calms me down.
dude i just saw a drunk guy attempt to get by IUPD and throw a uprooted bleacher seat over the edge of the stadium. funniest thing of life.
details please.
they caught him 10 rows from the top. the first thing he said was "wait I can explain, i just have to throw this over first."
she was using a pencil to fish crushed adderall out of a plastic bag. it was like a college version of fun dip
Do you think unemployment will give me a christmas bonus?
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i called my mom using *69 and said this was the principal and Matt has a snow a day today. she believed me.
I just won unlimited hot dogs for life. I'm so glad I smoked
ur not supposed to find someone to make out with when ur bf takes u to his SISTERS house to hang out with her and her husband
Woke up on a mattress on a roof this morning with a pair of briefs next to me. Oh fleet week.
He equated my biology degree to a belief in Santa. I wonder if he heard the doors to my vagina clanging shut.
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Let's just not urinate on things that don't need to be urinated on
I haven't even sucked a boob is 6 weeks I hate not college
SOS... STANDING IN THE BAR NEXT TO MY BF AND THE GUY WHO I HOOKED UP WITH ON CHRISTMAS DAY..
At one point my little brother was Rocky Balboa'd by a stripper's tit
You had a good week dude, you bought a motorcycle and a beer bong with ur parents money, missed 2 classes, and ran from security twice, good first 2 days to college
I went to my AA meeting last night. My drug dealer is now my counselor.
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