Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
I just found out why they dont make table-dance tables out of glass.
time to smoke my breakfast
do you think you could subtly ask him about the dimensions of his penis?
Ya,, he does have virgin eyes. Thats a real thing you know...
We really have to stop convincing people tazing is the cool thing to do.
You know when you blow me it's the softest, most amazing feeling ever. Like putting my dick in a silk bag filled with puppy ears.
I legit had a 15 minute convo about dinosaurs with a guy at the bar last night cuz he was wearing a jurassic park shirt
Only you would have a vasectomy while you're awake and report on the soundtrack first
There is someone out there for you right now. And we will find her. Or him. Her. Her, we'll start with tits.
He dropped some cash when he got in my front seat upside down. And a hat. I'm keeping them as retribution for not remembering that he had sex with me once before. Although, if he didn't have his dick pierced, I wouldn't have remembered either.
Then, even the devil himself would be scared of us. And we'd be bestfriends with Jesus. He would love us.
She was calling him Bob Saget and asking him to buy her shots....how do you think the night went?
Sorry I had sex in your backseat while everyone was in the car
It's quite alright. I found his shorts in my backseat, not sure what he was wearing when we dropped him off
I don't see why I have to pay for it.
your head went through the window, you're pretty much obligated to pay for it.
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