After he came all over my face, he proceeded to give me a high five. I can't even act upset because I always put myself in these situations. Did I mention D3: Mighty Ducks was playing in the background?
i wish we had vans that drove around at night but insteand of ice cream and jolly tunes its taco bell and the macarena
So then I told him that only a restaurant managed by a florida fan could run out of ketchup
We'll probably be arrested for having a cheetah in our apartment anyway, so I say go for it.
I woke up with my keys safelty pinned to my thong. It's gonna be a great day.
We all told you to throw up but you just stuck your head in the toilet and screamed..
I told her she can't come to our bonfire because she throws up on herself & she has a mustache. And now apparently I'm a bitch or something.
I opened up my wallet and it was filled with puke.
My time here is complete. I think I have now thrown up in every major degree programs building
Remember when there was a happier time when people could all hang out together with out the awkwardness of the fact that she stole $1000 and cheated on a brother with another brother !?!??
Heres a quick tip! When getting black out head from your girlfriend dont come to and say "wait... wheres my girlfriend"
I was angry that a college kid had a new Audi
so I peed on it
WE HAVE WINE WHERE ARE YOU GUYS WE ARE BY THE GIANT EAGLE
This weekend I turned down sex to watch the Star Wars marathon... Is this growing up?
am drunk, naked, and blow drying cat. need adult supervision
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