if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
forget your mom, you can see her anytime. A one night stand only happens ONE night.
you thought your tounge was "malfunctioning" because every time u spoke it wouldnt sit still.
i don't think my family understands the severity of a twenty first birthday.
i called my mom using *69 and said this was the principal and Matt has a snow a day today. she believed me.
he asked me to smell his eyeballs.
I just met the neighbor hes a self proclaimed coke dealer/ softporn producer.
We were all definitely blackout with drunk goggles on, even though you and Amanda were the only ones dressed up as it.
The whole time we were fucking I kept thinking, "My dad would love this cologne. I'll have to ask him where he got it." the highlight of the night is that I figured out my dad's birthday gift.
I just want to make out with him forever
hi I'm Emily and I thoroughly enjoy getting minors hammered.. I'll start my AA intro just like that.
He's gonna fuck me, then his girlfriend is going to come over and fuck me in front of him. And they're smoking me out. Happy birthday to ME
he walked off and puked in the sand. then he made a sand castle over it so that "it wouldn't upset the kids"
Heels with jeans turned Casual Friday into Casual Sex With My Boss Friday
Don’t listen to me, I’m walking around wearing nothing but rave bracelets and headphones shouting “yeeeeaaahhhhhh”
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