Well, its 5:30am and you haven't let me in, I guess ill go home
normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
I just filled out my 2010 Census drunkenly. I'm single handedly throwing it off.
Romer got arrested for getting in a bar fight with a bus boy because he was trying to steal a keg, had it all the way to the car
I just figured you know how to drive a boat and I know how to get drunk. What can go wrong
im not sure. I kicked him in the ear last night trying to kick a plastic cup off his head to prove I can kick higher than anyone.
Good morning! Spongebob is on channel 257 when you wake up. Help yourself to breakfast. You were great last night. See you when i get back.
We made it a contest to fuck on everything in your room while you were on vacation.
As i looked at his penis, it stared back into my soul. No more drinking games.
Depending upon how the Sox game progresses, I'll either cry on the bar or fuck someone tonight...
Just did a keg stand the dropped my phone in the toilet. Sorry for partying.
You did a keg stand on the toilet?!
I planned on emotionally scarring him for life this weekend. DAMN YOU PERIOD!
I creeped him on fb. I'm about 90% sure I just blew him in the same tux he wore for his wedding..
Humming the Indiana Jones theme song as my hand makes its way to his dick.
Mandatory face masks - finally, a solution for lip augmentation failures and bad breath.
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