The cop only confirmed I'm .22% Irish. Then I threw up on him.
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
If I'm gonna go to jail I'm gonna be wearing a poncho
My mom is helping me re-arrange my room to make New Year's more hook-up friendly
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I'm pretty sure getting a blow job behind a bar in Rome while her little sister is throwing up in a dumpster not 5 feet away, gives entirely new meaning to the phrase "When in Rome"
Do you remember Kelly my alter personality? She talked like a man and would sing amazing grace?
You were asking her how her mother would feel if y'all dated, etc. And I was yelling at you your girlfriends name over and over again in between gags and sobs.
Some old chick is rubbing my thigh and saying she needs some Memorial Day dick. Her teeth are kind of gross but I'm going for it.
HOLY FUCK I almost floated out of the city. Thank god my dog kept me down.
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Sexual favors are the only currency recognized by the Republic of Greg
Pretty sure my first birthday present will be a pic of an 18-year-old's cock. And I am OK with that
This is why you are going on a date. To see if he is fun or if we need to shank him in the parking lot.
Aww well I’m kinda unsober so probably best
I got a gay guy to motorboat me. These tits could change the world, I'm telling you.
I think I recall josh coming in to the room to tuck us in and give us a few condoms and I threw them back all furious and told him 'we don't use those.' Oh god
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