Hey man sorry I got all grabby
is it appropriate to call someone “ a tasty piece of bitch?” This is time sensitive.
i've been thru my totinos phase. then after reading the ingredients and nutritional info i almost puked in my mouth. its like having the bastard child of pizza hut and mcdonalds invade your kitchen and start stabbing your digestive system.
well the first picture of me in 2011 involves a viking helmet and chugging champagne. i like this year already.
It was a sobriety test blowjob. If he could get it up, he could get me home.
I Know I'm the drunk girl in the trunk right now, BUT PLEASE LISTEN TO ME!
I mean Grimace is basically just a big piece of purple shit and he is loved way more than the hamburglar just to put it into perspective
Think I pulled my pelvic muscle.
I think I pulled my ashamed of myself muscle.
Sorry blacked out and lost my phone. Judging by the looks of my body I fought a cat and fell into a bush.
If there was a build-a-penis, I would build that penis.
I was going to do a cardio thing but then tacos.
So my booty call knows your bf. Apparently they were in jail together
Vodka Vensday. With a Russian accent... It counts.
Ya apperently its not "appropriate" to fuck in the school auditorium
Did you finish that presentation yet?
No but don’t worry about it. I do my best work in the middle of the night. I’m like a hamster.
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