This random guy just introduced himself then said "So, I am staying at my friends place and he has a 4 year old, so we should probably go back to your house." WTF kind of vibes do I give off?
Bonnaroo quote of the day: "why the fuck am i pregnant?!?!" - exclaimed loudly by random hippie.
you'd think with how big her nose is she'd have a better smelling pussy..
My RA just tried to write me up for having sex too loudly during quiet hours.
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I think I'm on the verge of a really slutty period in my life
Just got my period. This just makes my beach escapade totally even that much more ok.
He showed me one of his balls and said "this one's free. you'll have to work to see the other.."
Last night dinner was cinnamon buns and whiskey. At least tonight I had a fajita with my cookies and tequila. I may be a little stressed about these end of semester tests.
Flacco has been sacked like 7 times. His name also auto corrects to Flaccid. That's so sad
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I am going to piss jack daniels before daylight.
Daylight. It is daylight. Who will give you a ride back?
I hope no one. I want to walk and have a bus hit me.
Just checked in with my friend who walked in on us. He thinks you two had a spiritual connection and he's bugging out
He was also rolling face on molly so his perception of divinity might be slightly off
Meanwhile I'm googling glory holes in Vegas
She deleted me on Facebook. I think it's safe to say that she knows I fucked him now.
...blackout vacation is awesome. Where did you end up? I think i'm in Miami.
Hospital.
Went to the party dressed like a Cougar and brought a twenty something dressed as Micheal Phelps home. So far I’m loving being divorced. :-)
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