Well that wasnt the exboyfriend i expected to hook up with today
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
It involved homemade coconut rum, a waterfall, and street signs. I'll leave the rest to your capable imagination.
I fell asleep at the bar. And the bouncer threw a snowball at my face.
I just got a mental picture of us having sex in a trash can.
The only requirement is that his name is Kevin... All other factors don't matter to drunk me. Drunk me likey Kevins.
And I can taste the vodka through my ears. Good god.
good it was pretty cute, also what would bong water do to a puppy?
So we just left her at the hospital. She is not ruining my Monday night
Yeah, first time I've shit my pants in my twenties... I'm thinking about putting it on my Facebook timeline
I dreampt that we were shooting zombies while we having sex. Is that normal?
Went to work in the same clothes from last night, completely covered in glitter...I didn't choose the hag life, the hag life chose me
I don't question myself. That's what I have you for.
I'm honored.
I love that my family celebrates every holiday with a joint. Chanukah? Mazel-juana! Easter? What's more spring than the color green? Election day? What better way to celebrate democracy in action than medical pot?
Yeah last night got weird fast. No lie, a kid pulled a butt-plug with a tail out of his ass.
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