question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
just walked into the room and her sister said loudly, "do him, or I will."
I don't know if this beer pong partnership can last if you refuse to look me in the eye when we make sweet sweet clutch cup at the same time.
If you ever bitch out on 72oz margarita night again, this friendship is over
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Bad news. I baked you a cake and one of my fingernails is missing.
Thats stupid. Your future is a life of less pay for the same work. Free drinks is how capitalism reimburses women for its inequality. & youre not even taking it!
I feel like a color. Like a wavy color
It's a gay bachelor party, it's not like dignity is to be expected
Well I just had a 45 minute conversation with a lady who was drunk off her ass complaining about how her 3 sons won't talk to her anymore. No more dive bars.
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We got kicked out of yet another strip club because your mom wanted to "show these kiddies how it's done"
We told you to act sober so to prepare yourself you started doing squats and stretching then you slapped yourself and walked in
I just masterbated to the Lets Get Ready To Rumble theme
God dammit everything I said last night about jungle juice being awesome just does not carry over into the next day
How's moving going?
Uh, we're on the way to the store to buy more booze
Babe, I'm gunna be straight with you. When you act like a dick it makes me regret not fucking my manager last week.
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