Will you still be my friend if I read and enjoyed Twilight?
No
remember them days when you seriously wanted your mom to marry rev run and we would always talk shit about justine?
joeyyyy why you always taken cheeseburgers from me?!?!?!
Pretty sure she's used to bigger guys. She kept slipping off while on top. like, constantly
These guys are walking up and down the hallway yelling, "Yo, is this the floor with the unisex bathroom?"
She threw up on me during morning sex and now Im pretty sure I just saw a woman die at 7-eleven. This is way too much for a Monday morning
the fire alarm went off. we werent sure whether to leave or turn the music up louder
i mad aa ber float. budweiser nd ice creem. it amzig.
It's national boyfriend day supposedly, would it be appropriate if I posted a picture of my dildo?
Never thought I'd say this but the maple syrup flavored vodka probably wasn't our best idea
Sangria Sundays can't keep happening. Even my second grade students know I'm hungover. Benji even gave me his oreos its that bad
We dug deep emotionally while eating cereal
No more weed for you
On a scale of 1-10, how inappropriate is it to sneak into someone's box of sex toys and put googly eyes on their vibrator?
My car insurance payment showed up today, so no inflatable hot tub for now. Sorry to disappoint.
Best news I’ve heard all day. Cookies and dick. What more could a girl ask for?
What's a sexy way to say balls deep???
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