My relationship with VH1 is so bittersweet
Keeping hand sanitizer and lube in the same drawer in the same size bottle = awful idea
she was so "full of love" from watching twilight that she came over and gave me a handjob. when does the next movie come out?
me and this guy in my office just exchanged an "i saw you at a drag show last night" look as he passed by my desk.
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Bruises. Everywhere. Table sex is dangerous
I have acquired 14 pictures of hard dicks tonight... I was on a mission. Don't even pretend you aren't proud.
its official: beach shits are the exact same as mountain shits
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
Driving home this morning in my minion costume makes me rethink the 0 tint on my windows.
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For the sake of being nice I congratulated her and she replied with something along the lines of that I need to stay away from him and not touch him ever. I really wanted to be like "been there, done that" but my New Years resolution was to not start any cat fight over boys with small dicks before noon
It just smells like spaghetti and despair.
WE HAD GREAT SEX AND I HATE MYSELF FOR IT
Sigh. I haven't seen a dick since August 22nd. And in case you forgot, it's January.
Idk if my headache is from the alcohol, the pot brownies, or being dragged down 8 flights of stairs by my ankles because i passed out in the 12th floor girls bathroom by you. Probably a combo of all three.
My dad just informed me that I may be entitled to $1700 worth of stimulus money... looks like that hitachi is coming sooner than later. Let's hope for the best!
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