I hope you're ready because I look like an elf on crack had a baby in the medieval era and that baby grew up to be a whore
Let's just say there's a reason that "suede" rhymes with "laid".
i wish i could swallow nair and shit it out and it would get rid of all my ass hair.
nutella sex= disaster
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Banging bitches in a bar bathroom is not legit as it was in college, there are no fistpumps afterward only shame
It doesn't count as drinking alone if you're making rum cake with it.
Hey do you have anything at your house 30 ft. tall to throw eggs off of?
You act as if I'm the first person to pee in the Taco Bell drive thru at 2 AM, I'm sure a lot worse things have happen in that drive thru than my urine.
Ya these assholes wanted to like sit around and eat cupcakes and watch the notebook. I was like fuck you, I want to go make some people uncomfortable in public.
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What color suit is the proper "i banged the bride" attire?
I barely remember the girls that I got pregnant, you think I'm gunna remember the ones that played handball
That accounts for only three of the penises
At this point it's more of an experiment to see how much actual bush growth is possible. See, being single can be both educational and surprisingly comfy!
There's a fine line between kinky and serial killer
Used my power pack to charge my vibrator so I didn't have to unplug my switch or my galaxy lamp. TECHNOLOGY!
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