her voice honestly makes me want to vomit. i have springsteen cranked up all the way.
Everyone knows that the fastest route to a corporate advancement is to take a shot in the mouth
Then he told me I had the most beautiful looking vulva
Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
Fucking freshmen need to learn how to puke in the bushes outside the dorm and not in the fucking elevator.
nope, if she's going to skank it up with ginge-a-saurus douche she deserves the silent treatment.
Just found a pack of birth control on the corner of Oakland and Thomas, so if your desperate its up for grabs.
Walk of shame dressed as a Christmas tree, it happened. Ho ho ho bitches
The guy at the bar repeatedly told us he was an off duty cop from out of town, that to normal people would be the time where you stop asking him to smoke a blunt with us
The last thing I remember was riding in a grocery cart with two strangers while a cop pushed us
Yeah, I only wore tennis shoes under the gown. Way cooler than khakis and a shirt, but much more awkward when my parents wanted to go to dinner immediately after the ceremony and my grandmother started to unzip the gown. Stopped her before it was too late, but barely. My dad just rolled his eyes.
Just fyi there is a naked girl somewhere in your house. I woke up and she was gone, definitely left her clothes tho
Good news. His dicks gotten wayy bigger since high school. I love Thanksgiving break.
Drunk is not a location!
She stripped naked and ran around the outside of the house while I stood by the tent holding her clothes shouting "come back" because I was too drunk to chase her. This is why we can't have nice things.
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