listen. just hotwire a car, take off the license plate, make up a new one on a sheet of paper and go the speed limit. i do it like, at least 3x a week.
I'm think I may have given your ex's number to a convicted sex offender.
Win!
i'm in workout clothes. this is progress.
I didnt realize my nipple ring fell out until he coughed it up.
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Had a drunk dream about being in a six story taco bell. Oh my god the menu was incredibleeee
I love when I'm alone in the house. It's like pants were never invented.
I made a tournament bracket for the girls that Im talking with.
I dont know if you relize this but ive been high ly medicated in my room for a whil now. GOing out into the real world would make me li ke tom ha nks. im not ready to be tom hanks..
it would be a downgrade if your vagina tasted like skittles
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Why is there soup literally in every orifice of my body?
Why are there so many fucking Lambchop puppets hidden around my house?!
I know you're on a date and I should leave you alone but about twenty minutes ago I realized I haven't been spanked in years so if you're still looking for a birthday present, you know, consider it.
and Katie got too high with the tow truck driver and wants to go home
Apparently mid making out I got up and said "I need to figure out my life" went in the bathroom and threw up for two hours.
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