i just saw a homeless guy running after a pigeon, catch it and put it in his jacket pocket. I'm not sure if the bird is now his pet or dinner!
Omg. Well, welcome to Oakland...
Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
We need to either start getting drunk more often or one of us need to start doin drugs
Wtf? Why?
I want awesome conversations to show the world.
Woke up wearing just a scarf, the holidays are definetly here
You tried to tell me you weren't high while you were eating French onion dip out of the jar with a spoon
I don't want to talk about it but I will say, that was the best two headed $68 blowjob. Ever.
all I remember is repeatedly winking at the fire marshall while he was counting the people in the bar
The Ex's are trying to talk to the GF. Game face bro.
It wasn't until like 4 and when we got off the phone you said god was summoning you back into the bar
That one dude should feel honored if he were to get herpes from you. Fuck that Guy. He is a herpe.
Jsyk, in serious talks of trading blowjobs for soup in bed. I'm sober
Next year for Halloween you can be the sword swallower, with a penis shaped sword.
I know it's just really hard to give up sex and cigs during a blizzard
It's a sad day when you're not really phased by the McChicken video only because you've seen weirder porn.
Thanks for letting me cross "getting high at park with children" off my bucket list
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