I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
I think I found my soulmate. This guy in front of me is yelling about getting laid while holding two beers and texting. I think this is love.
My mom is giving me a "don't tape yourself during sex" talk. It's going to be a long car ride.
Just cleaned up my puke with my lecture notes.
I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
I do what I can to inject something into your life every day. Today, humor. Saturday. Penis.
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
Why am I always the sober one?
Cause you're the only one with any sort of self control. It's kinda your super power...
Someone please drive out to my house to bring me a beer.. There are some in the fridge but I just can't get up
I plan on just grabbing someone's dick if I have to. They will know what's up. Why else do you go to a bar alone on valentines day?
Found a phone out last night at the bar. EPIC homemade porn vids on it!
Uhh I just had to break up with a guy who I didn't even know I was dating...
Wanna guess where my charger was last night.....in my cooler with my beer. I put it in there because I knew I would never forget my beer.
It still amazes me Mike had to have neck surgery after eating me out so much.
are you comparing glasses to pregnancy
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