You had a beer at 10:30 this morning?
Ya, I didn't have any Tylenol.
The pickup line "You look exactly like my sister" would only work in Arkansas...SCORE!!
True Life: I puke at bars and try to catch it in my hand...then walk away like it didn't happen
Vanessa Carlton's songs would be so much better if she was pretty
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I wish there was a hungover fairy to brush my teeth and bring me a diet coke.
Fuck, now I'm not only the other woman, but the pregnant one
Her vagina turned into a vuvuzela. I didn't know it was a possible to have a wet nightmare.
There is nothing like getting stoned and spying on people with binoculars
I feel like ass. I'm missing 12 hours of my life and all I have to show for it is an empty wendys bag. Those Shrooms were too much... When do we do it again?
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So mom called me from the hospital laughing her ass off. Apparently my sister is allergic to cocaine...
You sent me snap chats of you guys having sex. Like plural. It was like flip book porn, I'm traumatized.
Hey start looking around for a low rider Subaru. Well get a loan. It will be capital for our first music video.
Hypothetically speaking - is it bad if you get cut off at an airport bar at 11:30am?
I watched a compilation video today of a guy banging his sex doll to edm music. I just had to tell someone.
My lack of taco bell is hindering me from seeing the good part of that situation
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