Def slept AT the bar last night, wow that's a first!
This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
HOLD UP I think she only has eight fingers...
the toilet has never flushed louder then when you sneak home drunk and try to avoid your parents hearing you puke.
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
i drunkenly decided i was going to take down all the male cheerleaders, gay or not. 1 down about 10 more to go.
Thanks for putting pants on me last night. And for calling me a princess.
I'd feel sorry for him and his injury but it's an inconvenience for my vagina
I just saw a guy in a sombrero and holding an inflated blow-up doll in all her "glory" get escorted out of the mall. I hate Marley.
After the Jell-o shots and about 6 shots of lighter fluid brand tequila, it got to the point where breathing was painful. All I could do was pray I didn't fall asleep in the front yard.
as i sobered up i realized that her cute accent was actually a speech impediment
Just tried to dig out holes in my mattress for my boobs so I could be comfortable lying down on my stomach
I have a cat for love and a booty call for sex. What else could I need?
I don't care what you say about him, his cock is the stuff dreams are made of.
the D I S R E S P E C T of sending someone nudes, them opening it, and not bothering to respond
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