Scream out, "Tax-Free dick over here" in the bar. Ladies love tax free stuff
Dating is not our generation's strong point. We're an era that's good at getting laid.
i googled "where to have sex in disneyland." i found nothing.
Found her in the closet eating mayo out of the jar with a knife
He is to the point where he forgot I was in the front seat of his car while he was taking me home...that stoned
Fuck you. how could you leave me passed out hangin out my truck window when you knew it was starting to rain?
she tried to douche with champagne. in front of all of us. unabashedly.
This is the Santa Claus of hangovers. It just keeps giving.
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
There's a cute bearded guy at this brew fest wearing a kilt and selling mead
TELL HIM ABOUT MY DOWRY!!!
i just love the holidays, i hotboxed a gingerbread house last night
I can't wait to shower all this regret off of me
Also fuck yeah conspiracy
You walked in with a bag of weed and asked for a watermelon. For some reason they actually gave you one, and you made it into a perfectly working bong. Two of them offered their girlfriends to you for the night.
Forget Covid themed costumes. I need one that attracts a quality penis
preferably one with a six figure job and a boat
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