Rolling one last joint on my Psych textbook before trading it in. I might actually cry.
Thanks for putting pants on me last night. And for calling me a princess.
Apparently he's into classy girls that wear sweaters and don't throw up on him when they go out.
What can i say, i'm an artist. I think deep thoughts. In between the homoerotica and pterodactyl noises
This number has temporarily been disconnected and will be restored to service once you get rid of you girlfriend.
i made up my own drinking game and i took a secret shot every time someone asked me about school or my future
She was rubbing her face on the carpet, she was high.
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
I think we might have a drinking problem when the ASU kids called us crazy
No one made them take a shot with us at the 12 hour mark. That's their bad
My boss followed me on Twitter. Excuse me while I delete 90% of my tweets
this party is nice, but i have to go home and cry over anime in order to fill my daily quota of suffering
Guess who has two thumbs and broke her boyfriends dick?
I'm just so full of love and alcohol
Did you happen to find my bra? I'm pretty sure I still had it on before we left that bar
I'm thankful I didn't get drunk and shit my pants this year. 🦃
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