eric is really sick so I'm taking care of him! :(
just blow him with soup in your mouth.
You make homosexuality sound like a cult.
maybe next time you'll take an ex boyfriend warning you that she's batshit crazy as a warning instead of a challenge
Nah the bridesmaids all had dates. I slept with the next best thing: girl who WANTED to be a bridesmaid but didnt make the cut.
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No our divorce decree will not have a blow job clause. Unless my alimony is greatly increased your bj's have been reduced to fantasy status.....
I need like a hormone stopper. Or a chastity belt. Or like a lady business alarm that goes off when I'm being too drunk.
My penis needs a shock collar
He has a bed frame and a headboard.... That match his dresser and nightstand...
Hahah. That's good.
I feel like you don't understand the severity with which this weirds me out...
he had shaved armpits. I repeat: HE SHAVED. HIS. ARMPITS! First hookup of 2014 and it's with a weirdo. Alcohol:1 Me:0
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who is the naked dude on the coffee table
thats jeff, jeff is nice so don't be rude
You offered the police officer a Snickers ice cream bar and cried when he wouldn't take it...
Nothing says Happy Thanksgiving like picking cocaine boogers out of your nose at your parents house.
It just so happens all of their names are Ryan, so I never have to change whose name I moan.
It's very finicky. Like baking. or BDSM.
well...I was at work...until someone dropped dead during their performance of "I believe I can fly". It was karaoke night.
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