Say my name once during sex just to fuck with her. Like when it gets rough.
So Ive been fucking her for the past couple months and i just found our that my grandfather and her grandmother were fuck buddies for a while. I feel like this is a new awesome family tradition that skips a generation.
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
Good news, I found your other leg warmer. Bad news, I don't know if the pile of puke I found it in was yours.
I just look @ having a child spit on you as another form of birth control. I think my ovaries just tied themselves in a knot.
God loves me. So high, craving Jimmy Johns chips, looked down, unopened bag in front of me. Still doesn't feel real
I have to remind myself to breathe. That hungover.
it's just weird to think of you as a teacher since ive seen you throw up raspberry bacardi in my parents house
All she has to do is text me and my dick gets hard. It doesn't matter what it's about. Last text was about a homeless dude
I have alotted at least an hour for ugly crying.
She was on top, but I lost her at "alright, you look like predator."
Rum and your dick are involved. You're relying on the unreliable narrator.
Your amazing boobs made me fall in love with boobs. I never cared about boobs you should be proud
when they cut me off i played the entire Justin Bieber playlist and left for another bar that didn't think i'd had enough to drink
im tired of guys just wanting to hook up with me. im like, guys, i know im pretty and i have a slammin bod and i love making out, but cant someone treat me with respect??
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