yeah...it smells like an asshole would smell if someone ate sewage.
Sweet. Might not hurt to poop on the floor anyway.
the line runs infront of fredricks of hollywood. it's like gamestop is showing me how pathetic I am.
my boss made my mugshot into an 'employee of the month' poster.
Struggs. It's also 90 degrees out but I'm not sure I can feel heat or cold any more. Too hungover.
Not rlly sure. Might just drink and sleep. Gotta wake up for my last rabies shot lol
Look. You've gotta stop making this about you, and make it about my vagina.
Yeah but I get laid and I know. He drank toilet water last night and he doesn't know about that either. Still makes me happy though.
Just called my dad drunk from bed to ask for bacon.. my niece texted me when it was ready.. i'm never moving out
Mehhh. I just tried to type 'extremely', and it auto corrected to 'creek rot'. IT KNOWS WHAT I LOOK LIKE
I was so ripped I had a natty light box over my head carrying a spray bottle out in the streets trying to give car washes.
And it's settled. 10 months is the appropriate amount of time before having the dick pic discussion.
There is a dude riding on one of those standing wheel things inside forever 21. Calm down.
We're listening to drake in the middle of the woods and smoking two joints at once...my life is complete.
I haven't even lived here for 24 hours yet, and I've already banged someone. My new hoe life is off to a great start.
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