I am good. I dancing. Drinking but dancing fine.
Whenever I miss you I just turn on Tool Academy
That shot tasted like Sant Claus came in my mouth. I love the holidays.
the only bad part about drinking alone is that in the morning there's nobody who can tell you what you did
I have never made a good decision in that bathroom...
who said I'd never amount to anything...i just won 'most enthusiastic' at my poledancing class
I found what appears to be half an E pill and part of a tooth in my pocket this morning
I'm going to superglue stuart's hands into socker boppers
It's totally ok to sleep with him. The only place I have feelings for him is in my vagina.
Well we had to pull over on a side street in town so I could throw up while moms were driving by with car loads of kids, I feel like I just performed a lil silent AA film for the childrens
There is what appears to be urine on the woman's bathroom sink. I just have so many questions right now.
I think all three of us just need to suck it up and go to lunch with him to keep our bar tab down
You haven't lived until you have fucked while Fantasia is on
I don't even think NICOLE made a fool of herself last night...
your aware she lit herself on fire, right?
Seriously, I really just burned my nipple making ravioli.. I'd explain, but no reasoning makes this acceptable:/
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