check it out our google latitudes are spooning
So, it's like build-a-bear for your vag?
got some bad news about ur virginity. she didnt make it thru the night
just joined the mile high club. if this plane crashes because of this text, it was worth.
I don't think going to Relay for Life and painting our faces while everyone stares at us is a sufficent late night after the bars.
yeah I'm sure your grandparents are the best but it's halloween. get a slutty costume and let's go ham.
I had lunch with him today and quietly mourned his wasted good looks on such a disappointing set of genitals.
Don't ever feel guilty about what you put in your mouth best advice my gma ever gave me lmao
Sneaking the vodka in was the easy part.. listening to medley of puking in the porta pottys was not
I don't know what to do with my life other than going on Reddit and watching porn.
And you were like wow I love water shots they taste so good
What I'm doing now is like me taking a bagel, dropping it butter side down, leaving it for six years, picking it back up, and trying to fuck it
Your english degree would kill itself if it could read that text.
maybe a couloe typos.. noooooooooo big deal
As you were leaving you yelled at the owners that the stairs weren't suitable for "intoxacapated" people and promptly fell down them.
So I WAS right.
I just don't understand what you plan on accomplishing there except for losing all vestiges of post-freshman year dignity
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