Do you think girls in gamma phi sit around and think about how much they suck?
I have a ginormous moral hangover. Strip club blues.
You know when the three of us hug it out in the alcohol isle in walmart it's gonna be fun.
Just found bud in my hair....gotta love curls
You kept apologizing for not offering me some of your Whisky, which you referred to as "Jesus Nectar".
I just woke up from quarter beer tuesdays wearing 3 pairs of underwear, none of which are the ones I left wearing...2 Around my waist and one around my shoulder in an attempt at a bra. At least drunk me tries to be decent?
Then my perve supervisor asked about your vagina. And I was like nunya, but its glorious
The majority of the reason I want to get my pilot's license is so I can use the argument "FUCK YOU! I'M A PILOT!"
How many band members does it take to become The Band Slut? I think I might be dangerously close
They finally caught us and banned us forever, but it was worth it because we didn't have to pay for light bulbs for at least 3 years.
So you stole light bulbs, from your favorite bar, and got banned, and you're happy?
Look we couldnt pay for light bulbs and ramen, and you can't eat light bulbs or cook in the dark. Win - win.
We are all yelling at the cat at our apt in nothing but our underwear. How do you think it's going.
too bad I'd hit a car before I'd hit a bush.
Are we talking about jumping from windows or your willingness to fuck a car instead of a woman?
You let someone poor beer into my mouth off of a balcony. Best friend test failed.
Haahahahahahhaaa
I tried to flirt with him by saying "catholics are cool" and he handed me a cup of water so i called him jesus and thanked him for the wine
Thank you, my gorgeous heroine, for being such a total life-saver by giving me rides, forcing me to eat, providing porous absorbant surfaces to bleed on, and everything else you do <3
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