I just got a ticket for shitting on a sand dune.
Skinny jeans should not be made in size 14. Then, it's just a lie.
Dude I think I vomited on the wireless internet box too...it isnt working.
JUST SAW MY DRUG DEALER SOBER AND GOING TO CLASS. This is weird, its almost like he's an actual student whio leaves his room...
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Whatever. It was high school. Back then I'd blow anyone who had enough room between their chest and their steering wheel for my head to fit.
Also there's a dick sized hole in my tights...should I be worried?
There were 11 girls in that minivan and everyone was either puking, crying, or yelling "we're a total shit show"
Weirdest sensation ever: having your penis fall asleep. It was like tiny hulk hogan was choking it out
This american gymnastics guy.... He just messed up. I feel so bad. I just wanna hug him until he stops crying. Not even in a sexual way. I just wanna hug him.
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I feel like the way you told me you weren't pregnant was pretty anticlimactic.
Well tech shes born nov 12, but since her head was out on the 11th, she claims both days as her birthday
I'll be visiting the rave tower. Prepare your finest boxed wines for my consumption.
It's whatever. I just want to see his dick again
She made me walk a straight line to prove i was sober enough to help carry you to the car
Knowing you it was perfect out of spite. Like. A line straighter than YOU
is it too soon to tell him I'm available anytime for Christmas themed pity sex and I'll even wear a Santa hat?
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