talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
Sex tip #67: Jizz in the eye is very near the equivalent to pepper spray. Not recommended for pleasure enhancement.
Dude, she's just using you for your money, and Cavs tickets.
Honestly, what else do I have going for me?
You make a valid point.
Someone is gonna learn how to start an IV in the morning
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Also there's a dick sized hole in my tights...should I be worried?
Lesson learned. Whipped cream will eat through a condom.
There is a positive side to a sinus infection. Exclusively cowgirl sex. I've convinced her I'd pass out if I had to do the work.
Where was Alyssa when you were sniffing the bouncer?
Passed out on some guy who looked like someone from Duck Dynasty.
What i love about my dog is i can lay in bed and masturbate with him at the foot, and he just leaves me alone.
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That is romantic
Well sometimes you just gotta put your dicks and pizzas together to show you care
I'll have to start mass sending dong pics to get the recognition I deserve
And I had on a penis ring on the whole time at dinner. And I ate veal...
definitely good. no good can come from sex in a very full public venue.
How you doing tonight? I got my butthole licked so i cant complain.
last night someone said that theyd like to do drugs with a dolphin ... judging from the diagram on the wall we figured it out.
all we need now is a dolphin ... and some drugs.
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