So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
Good luck! Who knows he might be a stallion in the bedroom! or it could be like having sex with a crayon.
the new roommate knocked on my door this morning holding a bong in one hand and my dennys leftovers from last night in the other. love this kid. Best student housing placement ever.
May or may not have found my way onto a stripper bus. To Chicago.
look what he's done to me, i actually want to be a stripper now.
know what the best part about malls are? standing on the upper level and boob gazing
I'd say I should re evaluate my life choices, but I'd make the same decisions only faster and wearing a push up bra.
making out was so insane. it felt like our tongues were paintbrushes made of waves and we were painting an ocean galazy
Sry I came all over your dress. Think of it as a Vegas souvenir.
Btw before you ask, the dr said there's no way shoving his dick that far down my throat is why i got laryngitis
She had YOLO tattooed on her ass. Like, one cheek said YO, the other said LO. Even I can't handle that level of hot mess.
I just got my beard fondled by a drunk chick outside the venue. I feel slightly violated. And I think her boyfriend wanted to fight me.
WHY IS IT FROWNED UPON THE DRESS UP IN CAT COSTUMES AND SIT OUTSIDE OF BARS WITH A BOX OF WINE I THOUGHT THIS WAS AMERICA
Is there evidence of another human being getting away with this/ not dying?
just realized we fucked to the ultimate disney playlist last night. hakuna matata.
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