I dont shave on purpose to keep myself from being slutastic!! it usually works
I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
DUUUDE!! just found out that the fbi has a kids page. guess who's got a new jumior officer printout badge?
I need to stop sleeping with republicans and cowboys fans.
Sorry for calling you a whore in front of your mom. World cup brings the worst out of me.
you were on ground yelling about how close the floor was to your face.
She left scratches down my back from her wedding ring. Her husband seems like a nice guy though, judging by the scratches it had to be at least a carat.
Something about getting head on stairs. I don't know.
Just walked in on my older brother getting a bj. He told the girl to "keep going" and then attempted to high five me
I feel strange, like something is off with my body
Yeah that's called sobering up, we've been drunk for the past 4 days
I'm doing laundry from this weekend.. That poor shirt I wore to the rave smells like a dead animal that rolled in weed and pain..
I should probably drink beer instead of rum today so I don't end up naked in my living room while I still have guest.
I think we can say happy hour is successful when you have frosting and southern comfort in your hair.
Your not drunk until you have to grab on to the grass to keep from falling off the earth.
Just boned her on my desk. on top of my term paper. take that professor dipshit
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