I took an adderall but just ended up meticulously arranging my farmville for hours
I'm sitting by the window waiting for the sun to go down so that I can start drinking.
how drunk are you?
What does that even mean anymore?
had to ask my 13 year old sister if she knew any dealers... she did. it's good to be home.
he just asked me for a tag team. like at least let me get changed out of your roommates clothes from last night first...
He was hiding behind my bedroom door. at noon. Wearing a t shirt. And a condom. Not attractive.
Knowing that he goes to voodoo every Thursday really makes me want to get myself checked.
Someone please drive out to my house to bring me a beer.. There are some in the fridge but I just can't get up
I just look @ having a child spit on you as another form of birth control. I think my ovaries just tied themselves in a knot.
Had sex with him again...yikes. and the whole time he kept saying "i wish we could do this forever." Forever lasted about 45 seconds
the mexican frat downstairs started singing this mariachi song, then out of nowhere some dude busts out a trumpet and plays along. is this even real?
I didn't know whether to laugh at the fact that a dog bit his balls or throw up cause my dad was telling me a story involving his balls.
Don't tell me you're on acid again
Well, I turned down sex again. This is guy #5 in the past 2 weeks. My vagina is going to seek emancipation.
I puked on someone's floor last night and then they proceeded to ask me on a date.
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