Well I'm going to a gay club in my banana suit. You should come. My bro is going as a pirate. I don't know if there's a theme.
i totally forgot about the coupon that said i would show him how i pleasure myself.
Just farted cum and thought I shit myself. Crisis averted tho
just got high and bedazzled my bra. other than bleeding from the prongs life is so good.
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I cant leave dude. theres a horse with a top hat on
That penis you're staring at is the penis of heartbreak. Stay away. It will break your heart AND keep you away from other penises. BACK. OFF. THE PENIS.
He brought wine and beer. I'll put my pants on for wine and beer.
If we go out with the 22/23 year olds we should make t a double date. I don't want to endure the judging looks of the public as I rob the cradle alone.
Just like to put it out there it's surprising how little reception a dog cage has
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How long can I keep it classy to hook up in my old office building? Two more years? Does it get weird after 30?
Well shit, I would've slept with him if I knew he was gonna be in the draft.
Funny how the post-sex UTI lasted longer than the entire relationship.
Alvin just won tickets on the radio. I guess he's out of jail.
is 250 jello shots considered an open container?
The night got way more interesting after Jimmy started doing summersaults in front of the bar.
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