Journey is playing on the radio....I think it is a sign I am going to pass my drug test
Ahhh... Adderall running out my nose in the shower really brings back memories.
So someone hacked my email and facebook and posted a boob pic I took a few years ago as my profile picture. I feel like an MTV commercial.
i saw his dick when we were four, so thats kind of ruined for me now
My last google search last night was 'vodka swimming pool'.
i think you walked me home, then i felt bad for putting you through the trouble so i walked you home...i'm not sure how i got home after that.
And why did 3 people fail to stop me from literally getting a piggy back ride from the bar to his apartment?!
Fighting the urge to throw up all over my little brothers jr high basketball bench. Welcome home aaron
I ate vegetarian today, so I deserve a beer.That's my justification.
It's like you're the voice of my soul.
I tried to twerk on a barn in 3 inch heels at a party last night and nose dived into mud. These were all new friends. I'm probably not allowed back. Cool.
We played Rock Paper Scissors to see who would have to go down on the other person.
Does she know she is talking to people who slam shots of fireball and chase it with vodka?
Just wanted to share my unfortunate vagina news in the hopes that it would make your vagina feel better about itself.
New drinking game get out your high school year book and take a shot for everyone in your class who's had a baby!
Wrong Cuomo but I had a dream last night in which I was very sexually attracted to Chris
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