i wanna do a homemade sex video in sepia and pretend were in the early 20th c
Learn some fucking English or leave me alone! "Your" is for something that belongs to you, like 'your herpes'. And "you're" is a contraction for "you are", like "you're not sleeping with me".
Just sold a bike on craig's list for 4 four lokos and a 40. How bad do you miss college?
Best thing law school has taught me: how to use logic to turn a girls "no I will not have sex with you" into "well I might as well get laid"
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Chasing bourbon with pepto... Dedication.
Your 'drink of the future' makes sense now- you feel it for atleast 10 hours into the future
no one could get around him on the stairs cause he surrounded himself with all the empties he could find, he said he was building a fort. then he passed out on them.
Apparently he took me home and I pulled up my senior pictures on fbook and made him guess what I was thinking during each different pose.
Life just isn't the same without him waking me up at 4 in the afternoon with a look of pity on his face...
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We found Mulan.
I thought you were in bed what the hell
I ate the crust off the pizza and left the rest in the box. Even I would hate me.
A stranger came up to me, pointed at my drink and asked what it tasted like and proceeded to chug half of it and then walked away.
Nothing ruins an orgasm faster than accidentally calling out his boss's name
How far are you from my house? Do I have time to masturbate before you get here?
You laid on the floor and pet their rug. and then demanded Voss water.
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