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(614): View more from Ohio

The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.

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(908): View more from New Jersey

My gyno actually laughed when I told her about his penis size.

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(781): View more from Massachusetts

They said "my eyes made me look intoxicated" ......we harassed them all night and we called the cops and told them that the bouncer that kicked us out was selling meth in the club ...and then we went to wendys

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(815): View more from Illinois

i have received so many congratulations texts this morning. sleeping with him really was a good decision.

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(765): View more from Indiana

I think he liked me better when I only opened my mouth to suck his dick.

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(860): View more from Connecticut

I made out with a guy because he was sitting on my coat...

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(775): View more from Nevada

I had 800 mg of ibuprofen 2 b vitamins and I'm pounding water like I'm trying to win a hazing

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(541): View more from Oregon

I have a 8 minute video of a fish tank on my phone.

(541): View more from Oregon

We need to stop going to pet stores high.

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(360): View more from Washington

Is it weird to befriend your older alcoholic landlords?

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