our school mascot just walked into class and threw condoms everywhere. welcome to college
I just typed my entire senior project presentation on my blackberry,
This whole living in Ohio thing is getting reaaaaallly old.
i'm drinking with a bunch of phds, i feel very stupid but good about my drinking abilities
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you kept telling her you'd make a great step-dad while cuddling her and rubbing her back...
putting weed in the twinkies box was possibly the best idea you've ever had
This year i'm grateful for nothing other than the discovery that the uncircumcized rumors about him were wrong
He threw up the X he took like 30min before then when we thought his antics were over... BOOM! He tried to pee out a light he was holding.
Just had a 10 minute long conversation with my cat about how if I died, and he needed to eat me to live, I'd totally be ok with it. Definitely still drunk.
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Please tell me you're not playing strip poker with your cousins again
I truly wish I could say I pulled my groin straddling our cab driver but unfortunately I cannot
Yea it's also hard to turn down a man asking you out with a chicken sandwich.
You can't honestly expect me to maintain an erection when you have the Glen Beck show on
Her name was Danica but I felt like it would be hard to say drunk so I called her Shelby
What’s the best way to find out if he’s into anal?
I think you have the wrong number, but good luck with that
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