Would it be weird if I brought slabs of bacon with me to the beach?
Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
you know how they say when you die, your whole life flashed before you? well do you get to see what happened all the nights you blacked out?
I'm going to make him fall in love with me one blow job at a time.
Drank a fosters this weekend and last weekend. Listening to down under 5 times a day. Spent 100 dollars on a sleeveless men at work shirt circa 1983. We don't leave for another 5 weeks. I call it pregaming.
I don't give a damn about what he wants to do with his life. Personalities are for pussies.
Seriously? A BAR is SPONSORING my 21... What did you do for your 21 again??
Do you remember peeing in the sink while I was throwing up?
No ma'am, I do not. I found a video of us trying to do a trust fall though. Emphasis on the trying.
3 2 1 whiskey
I needed to bring way more fireball to class to match this professors intensity
If you ever feel goofy just think of the fact that I just shaved the batman symbol into my pubes
So, in keeping with the last two years, are we going to watch the new Hobbit movie on acid again? It's kinda starting to feel like a Christmas tradition.
the only thing she has in her apt so far is toilet paper and shot glasses. you can see where the priorities lie.
its times like this i wish i didnt have a penis
Just learned a very valuable life lesson. Never motorboat a cat when they have claws.
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