i tried to light my apt on fire. reasons why drunks and women should not cook
..and then spiked the maple syrup at iHop
It's like the only way I know how to apologize is by giving a blow job.
this is you don't wonder off at 3 am with no pants on. Just stay there and pray to god you don't get arrested for being on school property.
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I left myself a trail of jello shots, that ended at his door. OR maybe he left me a trail of jello shots at his door. DO I GO IN!?
i jsut waqnnna hugg thw crap outa sokme peoplee
I just remember being in the bathroom alone cussing out the bunny
Come part with me. By you sleep! No fun. Idek feelings Sorry for your life.
We can't tell anyone we fucked because I'm still trying to get with your friend. Is she coming next weekend?
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its so sad we are done celebrating 21st bdays everytime one of us turned 21 everyone else got laid
You forget how awesome toilet paper is until you have to wipe your ass with a piece of notebook paper...
Girl in my public speaking class just gave a speech on weaves, God I love community college
I stepped in puke last night then washed it off my shoe with beer. Is there a grace period to respect before wearing them to class?
Hey, remember that time a week ago when we walk-of-shamed literally down the Vegas Strip at 8:45am and I had one broken heel?
I'm wearing men's underwear
I don't know what to do with that information...
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