I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
Its midnight, he's burning water on the stove and keeps yelling at me and telling me not to burn myself.
about to get into a hot tub with three cops. this cant go well
she just took adderol and chased it w dog water
Also, new rule: You are no longer allowed to send me a text with the word "dildo" in it before 10am.
i feel like pizza bites are my only friend right now
He passed out with the ball in his hand so no one could play beer pong without him.
Oh, and I'm only keeping her around till spring. Doing the hunt for cunt is too tough in 12" of snow.
Last night I had sex with one of the groomsmen I was in the wedding with. In a stairwell. 13 years my senior. Thinking I should retire from the bridesmaid gig.
This guy is walking around with a deer head on. Honestly what the fuck
It's gotten so bad I typed my will out on my phone in case it's over.
You just kept walking around in a circle saying "well played 6th street well played" before falling over.
Do you know how many guys' fantasies I've been told I'm a part of lately?!
Just 2. But still.
I'm terrified that I'm going to have a baby with a guy who posts snapchat stories while ignoring my texts
WHY DON'T YOU WANT TO BE MY ESKIMO BRO
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