So the D.A.R.E. essay I helped my tutor kid write won an award. Oh the irony.
I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
Apparently they shut down a cook out cause people were selling drugsout the drive thru. Nice to be home
so i walked in, looked up the stairs and all i saw was smashed pumpkin, tube socks, and marinara sauce
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I heard that if you win you get to have sex with me. You guys really need to stop wagering my vagina.
if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
I asked my mom if I was the drunkest one in the room. With 8 days till I go back to school, I couldn't care less about being shitfaced at a baptism
I'm rearranging all my life goals to become a billionaire by 28 and batman by 30. Not kidding.
I just pulled the nickels from earlier out of my bra in class. The guy next to me is either terrified or intrigued.
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Everything is just really out of control. I hear puking from three different parts of the house. Roger has black eye from being punched. Kaiser tried shaving his head, but somehow burned himself. Music is bumping, but everyone is either puking and calling out for help or blacked the fuck out.
i think ive crossed the line from sexually frustrated to sexually furious
It turns out my English teacher used to pose for Playboy. She's an inspiration.
YOUR VAGINA IS SO CUTE IT'S LIKE A LITTLE MACAROON
its the 14th virginity that counts the most anayways
Idk but when you think about it the last time I did bottomless mimosas I ended up getting my nipples pierced so it might be fair
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