We will have to stop frequently for food, stretching legs, interesting things on the side of the road, and sex. So you might as well eat.
I got drunk and threw up on a kid at the amusement park. I think they're pressing charges.
i love how he claims to not know english but when i ask him to come over and fuck me he's all of a sudden fluent
you think that next time i come over to do this you can pick up the condom wrappers you used on the other girls
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I know I'm not the first to fuck in a park but i deserve props for doing it at 3pm. On a sunny day might I add.
In need of cum proof mascara. Don't judge me.
my post shower fart this morning sounded like hulk ripping through a phonebook
I feel like if tampons weren't meant to be microwaved, they'd have a warning on the box, so we should be okay...
Sorry about the nipples in that snapchat. It was meant for the Australian.
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I just got a snapchat of a flaccid penis with the caption "happy belated valentine's day." What did I do to deserve this
Rum and your dick are involved. You're relying on the unreliable narrator.
She was calling him Bob Saget and asking him to buy her shots....how do you think the night went?
I showered three hours ago and yet feel the need for another one already. This is my day.
I am playing in the snow in my bunny outfit. GET OVER HERE
I'm going to blackout. I realize this
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