scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
Funniest shit happened at the grocery store. This kid kept asking his mom for candy over and over and she told him 'daddy said no' and he screamed 'he isn't my dad' so loud everyone in the store was silent it was awesome.
I lined up everyone's pillows and I'm playing Evel Knievel when I jerk off later.
she had a pic of herself in a bikini as the wallpaper on her iPhone... I'm sensing a Tyra banks kinda girl. shit.
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So, do you know where my left shoe is? I mean, we were at a few places last night, and I called them. No luck for me.
Just did coke off of a cross necklace and am headed to the strip club. Happy Easter!
I'm figuring, since someone shoved pizza crust in my ear last night, there might be some leftover pizza.
Worst part of blacking out... Waking up and having to do the teeth check
This guy is selling weed on the train. Like... Straight up. No fucks given.
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What type of condoms do you get ? Oh and do you want a slurpee while I'm here
I was standing in my mom's kitchen in only my neon green thong, eating pizza over the garbage can, and sobbing while he was yelling at me.
I can't go to the bars anymore. She wanted to see me again and I drunkenly told her I was moving today. If she spots me I'm fucked.
this potential sugar daddy just sent me a photo of him butt naked in the woods saying he wants to "grow our spirits together." so i think i found us a new drug dealer!
We had sex on the tiger blanket while I was wearing my Ukrainian shirt and my ass touched the Ukrainian flag. Happy 25th Ukraine!
Beard. Chest hair. Job.
The holy trinity.
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