It is pretty awful out and I still haven't put on pants yet.
She came over with Guinness cupcakes, a case of Mickeys, wearing an Ireland flag & nothing else.
Throw up on the ground, people dancing to loud Bollywood music, seats literally missing. Fuck I hate public transit
Just saw an old lady vomit in a trash can at the airport. I instinctively called her a pussy. College has ruined us.
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Night out in new white coat = success. Offered free breast exams all night, two took me up on it, woke up with one. I love medical school!!!
I know now the amount of smoke it takes to set off the fire alarm....no longer worried about using the bong...not even close
I feel like his dick looks like a decorative autumn squash.
Standing in a circle of girls fistpumping to the word "hospital" while taking shots.... I don't see this ending well, but its fucking fun.
That one dude should feel honored if he were to get herpes from you. Fuck that Guy. He is a herpe.
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Dude you asked your tattoo if it wanted to go swimming
This girl looks like an elf and is obviously on coke. I want to be her.
There's a girl in class eating a pumpkin pie. Like a whole pie straight from the pan with a fork.
I'm trying to secure Christmas dick. Idgaf if he has strep or not.
Where'd you go?
Laundry, im. A responsible drunk
she compared me favorably to her vibrator
which one?
Randomize