Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal
No, I was feeling sad because all of the other girls were like model-skinny. But then I remembered that I had big boobs and went to hit on their boyfriends.
my affection for youporn is starting to get disturbing... i just thought about sending them a christmas card
just bought a 30 and sold it for $2 a can to some dumb ass high school kids. now lets buy two and get really drunk
There's a level of bonding between people at the liquor store at 10:30 in the morning that's unrivaled
thursday was literally the first time i didnt drunk eat since the bush administration and it was only because i was fucking someones boyfriend. making a mental note to do that more often.
Just spent the last three hours in the library successfully refreshing facebook
She said I was the most selfish person in bed she's ever been with and she's fucked Tucker Max.
he doesn't sweat normal. maybe that's what THC smells like coming through the sweat glands...
Someone younger than me just got married. Send help and vodka
Let's have sex in an apple orchard
I can hear my family downstairs singing Christmas carols as I masturbate
Friday is the holy day of drinking. Thou shalt observe the Sabbath. It's in the bible. Look it up bitch.
girls shouldnt black out with american flag bandaids on their nips
And then she grabbed my dick and started singing 'ring ring ring ring banana phone'
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