I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
Lost is over, my longest committed relationship is coming to an end.
She made me cum so hard I couldn't hear for half an hour after
I need to move out. I just walk of shamed my way into a family breakfast party. There's no response when grandma says "where you coming from in heels at 9AM?"
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I woke up to him eating cereal out of my viking helmet with a shot glass. No idea where he got the milk.
So I totally just remembered that you tried to smoke a hornet out of it's nest.
I'm missing some hair, but it's cool. Breadsticks are done.
I don't know what kind of soup they made, but it smells like condoms.
With me living this close to Mexico now, Tequila is just a geographical choice at this point if nothing else.
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I can't take my grandparents out somewhere where I've fucked half the staff.
Idk man, we spent like 20 mins arguing about the moral ambiguity of fucking in someone else's car
I'm eating shredded cheese and chugging coke, until I can function again. I'm tingling everywhere
New rule. If he's too busy to put the "H" in "what" then I'm too busy to put his D in me.
Anyone would get lost in that field after that much vodka. Trust me... I kind of feel like superman considering I even made it home. Most people would've been face down in a random oilfield. Not this guy.
it's like he didn't even know what a vagina was
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