I don't understand why she insists on me walking her to the door. She came over for literally 8 minutes, we had sex, and now I need her to leave. That fake chivalry will change nothing about the situation.
My own mom unfriended me on Facebook.
We're doing a case race on Saturday.
I'm in. I'm currently drinking a beer in the bathtub so I guess I can consider this "practice" and not just "alcoholism"
He thinks that since we have been dating six months, that he can do the helicopter with his penis. Not okay.
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I thinking of taking all of the pics of his dick that he's sent me and making a calendar.
I feel like my chances would have been better if I hadn't told her "I need to fuck you before you leave."
You need a twittervention. You're better than this.
You don't care if I shave my legs, but you insist I be conscious for sex. Whatever. I really think your priorities are out of whack.
Is the party worth it?
I am drink. Beer pony and singing.
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It was a shot marathon. It only ended because we werent drinking in our house apparently we walked into the nieghbors. When they got home thy were soooooo pissed.
My dad found my bra hanging from my rear view mirror. Happy long weekend.
She's too awesome to dump: she gives me great blow jobs and free Popeyes. You just don't burn a bridge like that.
you should probably call the Bronx Zoo in the morning to formally apologize
its the right thing to do
you can see where the duct tape was on my nipple
There are footprints all over my windshield
You said you were making waffles...
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